Wednesday, July 4, 2012

A joke in Sanskrit

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यस्य यत् नास्ति स: तत् वृणोति

                                   Dr. DurgaprasadaRao Chilakamarthi 


अध्यापक:-             यदि भगवान् स्वयं तव समीपं साक्षादागत्य "वरं वृणीष्व" इति वदॆत् तर्हि भवान् किं वृणुयात् ?

एक: विद्यार्थी:-          अहं सवर्ण दूरदर्शनं वरत्वॆन वरिष्यामि ||

अन्य:विद्यार्थी:-         अहं शीतकं वरिष्यामि ||

अपर: विद्यार्थी:-      अहं संगणक यन्त्रं वरिष्यामि||

अध्यापक:- रे मूर्खा: ! तथा न कर्तव्यम् | यदि भगवान् साक्षादागत्य  "वरं वृणीष्व" इति मां पृच्छति चॆत् अहं तु विद्यां  वरत्वेन वृणोमि  ||

विद्यार्थी :- तत्र किम् आश्चर्यम् ? यस्य यन्नास्ति स: तदेव वृणोति  || 
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15 comments:

AJAY MAHARANA said...

can you please tramslate it

Durga Prasada Rao Chilakamarthi said...

In a class room a teacher asked his Students:
If God appears before them and offer a boon what do they prefer.
one student replied that he would ask God a colour T.V
Another student replied that he would ask Thee God a refrigerator
Still another student replied that he would request God to grant him a V.C.R
Then having heard their cheap and petty desires the teacher cursed them ; oh fools! you are asking very nasty things.It is not good. if God appears before before me and grants some thing I will ask him to grant education (knowledge) nothing else.
Then a boys who is sitting in the last bench replied. Naturally people ask god what they don't have. So there is nothing to surprise if you ask him to give knowledge
*This is the free translation of the joke.

Praveen Tulsyan said...

more jokes please

Praveen Tulsyan said...

a vartalap between krishna and any one in sanskrit.as fast as you can . please.do it as fast as you can.de do re baba.plesae de na yaar

Varaa Sharma said...

Nice one sir. thank you for posting it. would love if you post more in future.

Rohan Suresh said...

Sir, Can You Please Post More Jokes Sir

Avinash Jha said...

Nice joke

Avinash Jha said...

Nice joke

Dhanashri Pawar said...

Awesome, this helped me in a right time.

Ruma Bandyopadhyay said...

Excellent, it helped me a lot

Ruma Bandyopadhyay said...

Excellent, it helped me a lot

Durga Prasada Rao Chilakamarthi said...

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Durga Prasada Rao Chilakamarthi said...



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